Threesome

Harry Connick, Jr. and I are going innertubing down the Spokane River now that we've made a plan I think it's okay to call him Harry his wife can come too I'll make cucumber sandwiches and stock the cooler with beer in plastic bottles, we don't need any glass breaking on rocks leading of course to sliced feet we'll try not to touch the water too much because rumor has it afterwards we'll drink Veruca Saltinis and eat ahi sashimi at Twigs then we'll branch out: they'll go back to the Davenport and I'll rub my face on the leather couches at Restoration Hardware.


I completely forgot the possibility of aluminum cans.