[ in europe everything's different ]

Men kissing men, children drinking wine, dinner past 11, money more coins than not. Women? Fuzzy pits, Birkenstock calves, coffee table photo albums documenting summer-long topless excursions to the beach. Pass the bread, pass the red, teach me boules in the roman courtyard after dark. Comme ci comme ça as they say. Sell me postcards and collectable brass landmark miniatures. Show me on this map where it says You Are Here.